Okay before I start I would like to make a public appeal to anyone in the Preston area. If you know any bus drivers, please ask them what route they were driving on 11th September 2008. If they say any route which includes driving up London Road hill in the Preston direction please pass along the following invitation…
This is a message for the driver of the double-decker bus that was driving up London Road towards Preston at approximately 6.30pm on Thursday 11th September 2008. You may remember that around two thirds of the way up the hill, you beeped loudly as you passed a cyclist. If you are this person I would like to offer you the opportunity to join me in a public house of your choice in the Lancashire area, whereupon I will purchase for you one pint of your favourite tipple. After buying you your preferred beverage I will propose a toast, which has not yet been fully authored (I am working on it) but will almost certainly include various questions about your parentage, a number of speculations regarding your mental abilities, and perhaps a brief treatise on your uncanny resemblance to something I once saw in a toilet. Once the toast is complete to my satisfaction I will christen our new friendship by anointing you with your cherished pint of grog. You utter, utter cretin.
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This post was written by Vini on September 11, 2008
